Congratulations to Sac Republic FC

Sac Republic is now in Major League Soccer!

For 7 years they have been working towards this (NO PUN INTENDED) goal. Day in and day out they have been winning and structuring a team to build a huge community. Granted I have never been to a game but I have always heard amazing things about this team. And now I must become a fan which is why I am calling all Sac Republic fans to teach me everything about this team. Am I jumping on the bandwagon? Hell yea! But what great wagon to jump on.

Sac Republic becoming part of Major League Soccer is great for the youth. I already see kids everywhere playing soccer, having fun and not glued to their screens. Maybe soccer will finally get the respect it deserves in America like it does around the world.

It will get the respect it deserves but after what my friend told me, there might be a tiny setback. My friend got an email from the head coach of his kids soccer league with new rules. Are you ready for the new rules? Here. We . Go.

RULE # 1

Soccer Players are no longer allowed to warm up before games because they will be too tired to play.

RULE #2

Coaches are not allowed to yell at players during games and practices.

Stupid right? Don’t worry, I am way ahead of you because I already have my opinion about these rules in this weeks episode of Me, Mikeself and I.

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Dos: Shh, don’t yell.

And finally, I will be Headlining in Modesto this Friday October 25th.

Click here for Tickets: Comedy At The Post

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