Insert Elvis’s voice-

“ Hey there pretty mama. I know times can be tough during the holiday season. But just listen to the king and always remember that you will have Mike Betancourt to entertain you. He has a new podcast episode and it’s burning fire, I mean jailhouse rocks funny. This new episode is so good, it’ll make you want to shoot your television set. Hunk a hunk of burning love.”

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Ocho: Rest In Preach

Tonight Mike has a show at the Sacramento Punchline.

If you can’t make that show, he will be back at the Punchline Sunday December 22nd.

Wait, wait. Not done yet pretty mama. You need to check out this hilarious video

And those were your MikeNouncements…