The Oregon Trail!

Maybe it’s because I am getting older but I truly appreciate the art and craft of classic cars. For some reason I have a love for trucks. I don’t know what it is but I am attracted to them and whenever I get a chance to see a sweet ride, I have to take a picture.

This picture says a lot, it says “ Get the hell away from my truck” at the same time saying “ I am serious, get the hell away from my truck”.

Right now, I am in Coos Bay, Oregon for a comedy road trip. I have come to this little town for many years and I always seem to find something new every time . I had to take this picture because it’s not just one but two classic cars randomly parked like this, perfect for a photo.

The old man walking into the picture was nice enough not to call the police. Why would he call the police? Because I am not from here and he knows it, people in this town knows everybody. When someone stands out like myself they tend to get worried, especially if a stranger is taking a photo of a classic truck that probably took his whole life to restore it.

Thank you for not calling the cops sir!

To find out more about Coos Bay, Oregon click on the link below for a new episode of Me, Mikeself and I.

Episode Noventa Siete (Ep 97) Live from Coos Bay!

WAIT, THERE IS MORE!

If you are in Coos Bay tonight come by the Mill Casino and watch me Headline with Jason Allen King Featuring.

Also, we will be performing again this Friday March 13th and Saturday March 14th in Chadwicks in Medford Oregon.

The Oregon trail continues………….

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Don't do it Mike!

I truly believe that Mike Bloomberg hangs out on a yacht drinking champagne, mingling and having a great time.

Then all of a sudden out of no where, someone shouts “ Who can finish this big pile of cocaine for me? “ Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Seis (EP 96) Mike Will Get It Done!

Keep scrolling please.

This Saturday, February 29th is Top Dog Comedy!

This is show has an all star line up:

Hosted by Kristen Frisk (Best of the Fest at the Burbank Comedy Festival)

Guest Comedians: Al Shuman (Verbal Insults and Blacktop Comedy Favorite)

and Artie Valenzuela

Co-Headlining:

Alex Elkin (Winner of the San Francisco International Comedy Competition ) and Me!

Come out and have fun with us and celebrate Top Dog Comedy: A Leap Of Funny

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE TICKETS

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Listen to Marsellus Wallace

If you haven’t seen the movie Pulp Fiction, then stop what you are doing and go watch it. It’s a classic film that can teach you a few things. Such as this quote from the character, Marsellus Wallace( Played by Ving Rhames) “Night of the fight you may feel a slight sting, that’s pride f#@king with you, f#@k pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Pride can make you lose the Super Bowl when you had a 10 point lead with only 6 mins left of the game. You know where I am going with this ….

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Cuatro (Ep 94): Pride Comes Before A Fall

Wait.. there’s more!

I am Headlining at the Koto Brewing Company in Twin Falls Idaho THIS WEEKEND!

Come out and let’s have a great time!

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Kobe and more....

What we lost on Sunday wasn’t just a basketball icon, we lost a tremendous amount of love. Families are broken and the world is sadden. Life is precious and we need to realize that our loved ones are the only ones who matter in our lives.

In my new podcast episode I talk about the tragic loss of Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant, John Altobelli, Keri Altobelli, Alyssa Altobelli, Chirstina Mauser, Sarah Chester, Payton Chester and Ara Zabayan. This tragedy has made me open up and talk about life and love. Unfortunately, I become irritated and angry about what I see online.

Please, for the love of Kobe and his family, stop saying the word RIP. RIP is just an abbreviation. Are you that lazy to abbreviate your love when someone dies? I didn’t think so.

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Tres(Ep 93): Stop Saying RIP

WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

I will be Headlining in Manteca Saturday February 1st with a fantastic line up!

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Whatever you do…

Don’t go to Miami!

I am telling you right now, if you go to Miami during the Super Bowl you will get ripped off. But since you already bought a ticket then I suggest you listen to another exciting episode of Me, Mikeself and I to guide you through that city.

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Dos (Ep 92) : Welcome to Miami

Wait, there’s more. Here’s a list of shows where I will be Headlining

Jan 23rd- Tilted Mash in Elk Grove

Jan 24th- Carson City Comedy Club, Nevada

Jan 25th-Hard Rock Casino, Lake Tahoe

Jan 27th- Mannheim Social Club, Brentwood

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New Podcast Episode and Upcoming Shows!

This is my new hero, local celebrity and artist Mario Schamer. Mario was at the comedy show for New Years Eve and he had an amazing time. He has a beautiful laughter that I will never forget.

To hear more about Mario, NYE show and much much more please click the link below to listen to my new podcast episode:

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa Uno: I did my time.

WAIT THERE’S MORE!

Tonight I am Headlining at Ralston’s Goat in Modesto

HOLD ON THERE IS MORE!

JANUARY 13TH : I am headlining at Folsom Hotel

We are not done yet.

January 16th I am hosting the Punchline Sacramento Showcase. You don’t want to miss this show, it has an amazing line up. 100 years of comedy under one roof for one night only!

New Year. New Decade. New podcast episode and I am Headlining New Years Eve!

Happy New Year everyone!

I wish each and everyone of you a very safe and Happy New Years. Please do not drink and drive, it’s stupid and the cops will be out the prowl during New Years Eve. But I’m sure someone that you know is going to feel confident in believing they are sober and will drive home that night. If that happens and they get arrested, don’t answer their phone calls but send them my exciting new episode of Me, Mikeself and I.

Click here to listen to Episode Noventa (Ep 90): Happy New Year!

This is a sure fire I-told- you-so episode, I also talk how I made my kids earn their Christmas gift.

Enjoy!

Speaking of New Years Eve…..

I am Headlining New Years Eve at the Campbell Theater in Martinez!

Featuring will be Susan Maletta and Jimmy Earll

Hosted by Bob Johnston

Get your tickets now because they are going fast:

Click here for tickets to 7pm show

Click here for tickets to 10pm show

Have a safe and Happy New Year! Don’t be stupid. Don’t drink and drive!

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New podcast episode, new video and a comedy show!

She was an on air personality for V103 Rock, show promoter, free lance writer, kick ass mom, token lesbian(her words) and she is a long time listener and supporter to this podcast, Myki Angeline!

Myki and I had a great time talking about her life, parenting, the art of radio, and her hilarious lesbian sexual encounter. Oh and we got a chance to karaoke’d Def Leppards “Pour Some Sugar On Me”

Enjoy!

Click here to listen to Episode Ochenta Nueve: Icy Hot

Wait….there’s more…….

Mike’s Impressions

Ep 2: Nick Nolte from Tropic Thunder

Check out the original footage. You gotta love Nick Nolte

One more thing…… This Sunday, December 22nd I will be performing at Sacramento Punchline. Come out and have fun with us as we celebrate Christmas!

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